December 12, 2012 The New York Times
Stock Market Crashes!
Today there was an accident at the corner of Wall Street and American Avenue. Witnesses believe that 35 year old Stock P. Market from New York was speeding down the highway with incredible speed when he lost control of his vehicle and crashed into a cement support beam, splitting the vehicle in two. No other drivers were injured but Mr. Market is currently being air-lifted to a nearby medical center. Stock has a long history of getting into similar accidents but has always walked away with no more then a few scratches. Even the most optimistic persons now have to be asking themselves, how many more accidents can Stock Market make it through?
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